PROBLEM
The body needed an attachment point. It didn't ship with one.
SOLUTION
OK Need is the MTREES modular anatomical attachment platform — a forest of knee-mounted and joint-adjacent hardware for the human body's most structurally ambitious hinge. The knee is a remarkable piece of engineering that has survived millions of years of field use with zero firmware updates and a failure rate that the medical industry has found professionally encouraging. OK Need addresses the interface gap. The body arrives without threaded ports, without mounting rails, and without a datasheet. OK Need establishes the standard. The prototype knee defines the attachment geometry. Variants extend the prototype. The leg is the chassis. The forest grows from the joint.Inputs
Outputs
TREE
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Uni-Adapter
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Old Painless
- Motor
- Battery
- Universal Strap
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Spring
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Wheels
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Chainsaw
AVAILABLE INPUTS
AVAILABLE OUTPUTS
Schema
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"id": "forest_knees",
"name": "OK Need",
"type": "forest",
"inputs": [],
"outputs": [],
"passthru": [],
"children": [
"tree_knee",
"tree_knee_boomstick",
"tree_knee_spring",
"tree_knee_wheel",
"tree_knee_chainsaw"
],
"extends": null,
"belongs_to": [
{
"id": "planet_hospital",
"name": "Planet Hospital",
"type": "planet",
"inputs": [],
"outputs": [],
"passthru": [],
"children": [
"forest_knees",
"ecosystem_brains"
],
"tree": [],
"extends": null,
"belongs_to": [
"galaxy_retail"
],
"problem": "You haven't died yet.",
"description": "Planet Hospital is the MTREES medical environment and institutional care ecosystem \u2014 the full product taxonomy for the facilities, systems, and infrastructure dedicated to the postponement of death at a retail markup. The hospital is a building that contains a billing department and also some rooms. The rooms contain equipment. The equipment is plugged in. The plugs are color-coded. Nobody who works there knows what all the colors mean but the system functions, which is the important part and not a metaphor. Planet Hospital operates at the intersection of the human body's unwillingness to maintain itself and the market's enthusiasm for providing maintenance at a price point that ensures both parties remain invested in a long-term relationship. The patient arrives. The patient is processed. The patient is discharged into a follow-up appointment. The follow-up appointment is the product. The discharge is the delivery mechanism. The planet is large. The parking is validated."
}
],
"problem": "The body needed an attachment point. It didn't ship with one.",
"description": "OK Need is the MTREES modular anatomical attachment platform \u2014 a forest of knee-mounted and joint-adjacent hardware for the human body's most structurally ambitious hinge. The knee is a remarkable piece of engineering that has survived millions of years of field use with zero firmware updates and a failure rate that the medical industry has found professionally encouraging. OK Need addresses the interface gap. The body arrives without threaded ports, without mounting rails, and without a datasheet. OK Need establishes the standard. The prototype knee defines the attachment geometry. Variants extend the prototype. The leg is the chassis. The forest grows from the joint.",
"template": "forest"
}