OK Need

Type: forest | Origin: Planet Hospital
The Knee
Knee Boomstick
Jump Knee
Wheel Knee
Chainsaw Leg
PROBLEM

The body needed an attachment point. It didn't ship with one.

SOLUTION
OK Need is the MTREES modular anatomical attachment platform — a forest of knee-mounted and joint-adjacent hardware for the human body's most structurally ambitious hinge. The knee is a remarkable piece of engineering that has survived millions of years of field use with zero firmware updates and a failure rate that the medical industry has found professionally encouraging. OK Need addresses the interface gap. The body arrives without threaded ports, without mounting rails, and without a datasheet. OK Need establishes the standard. The prototype knee defines the attachment geometry. Variants extend the prototype. The leg is the chassis. The forest grows from the joint.
trees
Inputs
Outputs
TREE
  •  Uni-Adapter
  •  Old Painless
       - Motor
       - Battery
       - Universal Strap
  •  Spring
  •  Wheels
  •  Chainsaw
AVAILABLE INPUTS
AVAILABLE OUTPUTS
Schema
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