Rebel

Type: persona
Peggerator
Van Horns
Dimetradon Fin
Hood Bat
Serenity Prayer
QUOTE

"Got an axe to grind?"

SPECIAL ABILITY

Technology

PREFERRED TOOL

Peggerator

PROBLEM

The system is broken and also the Wi-Fi is down.

SOLUTION

The Rebel is a self-certified technologist, a theoretical field operative, and a committed outdoorsman who has never been more than forty miles from a Subway restaurant. The mohawk is structural. The leather jacket contains seventeen pockets, each holding something that could theoretically save a life in a scenario the Rebel has fully mapped out. It knows seventeen things about Kali Linux and will tell you all of them. It ordered a multi-tool at 3am that arrived in an unmarked bag from a seller with four reviews and considers this a tactical victory. The Rebel is against the system in principle and dependent on it in practice, which it resolves by being very loud about the principle.

trees

The Peggerator is a vertically oriented, modular home compute tower constructed on the bamboo segment architecture — each discrete shelf unit contributing an independent layer of processing, storage, or peripheral capability to the aggregate vertical stack, which may be extended upward indefinitely subject to structural ceiling constraints and the operator's commitment to the bit. Thermal regulation is achieved via a proprietary beer-based liquid cooling circuit that circulates fermented grain-and-hop thermal transfer medium through copper-lined channels embedded in each segment chassis, simultaneously managing junction temperatures and operator morale. The Peggerator is not a server rack. It is a personal monument to the proposition that more is more, taller is better, and consumer-grade components arranged with sufficient ambition constitute a legitimate high-performance computing platform. The Peggerator Server Edition is the enterprise deployment variant, stripped of beer cooling and personality, deployed geographically to serve the Black Hole data substrate across regional Compass meshes.

Inspect

The Dimetradon Fin is a 3d printed personalized custom molded vehicle attachment designed for Rebels with Mo Hawks so they can drive. The Dimetradon Fin is actually made of recycled hair and is fireproof, windproof and almost water proof. No longer will you have to have your girlfriend drive while you lean the seat back while chillaxin like a villian. The Dimetradon Fin is available in driver version, passenger version or dual versions, so both you and your partner can cruise to the show in style. The best part of the Dimetradon Fin is you can’t turn your head, allowing you to drive especially safe and focus on the road a head, with a dime bag faded head. Upgrade to the Pro version and get a swivel component that turns with your head, enabling the most sophisticated concert trip the world has ever seen. Please be sure to tighten the swivel resister resistance knob to 11.

Inspect

The Hood Bat is a modular mechanic in a stick, tightly packaged and dual-purpose by design. Primary function: prop open the hood of your van so you can change your oil, locate the source of that noise, or just stand around with your buddies scratching your heads and collectively willing the motor to turn over. Secondary function: self defense, depending on which hood you are referencing. A tree branch works too but the Hood Bat has a better warranty.

Inspect
forests

Modular pipe system for living in a van on and off grid with several flavors. Not to be confused with other types of pipes.

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intangibles

A bedtime determination system based on the structural integrity of an aluminum can tower. The user stacks empty beer cans vertically until the tower falls. The fall is the signal. There is no alarm, no screen, no notification, no blue light, no sleep tracking, no REM cycle analysis, no guided wind-down program, and no subscription tier. The tower tells you. You listen to the tower. The tower has never been wrong about when it was time. Taller towers indicate either exceptional motor control or a deeply unresolved evening. Both are valid. The can nearest the floor when the tower falls is designated the Structural Failure Point and is not responsible for what happened. The serenity comes not from controlling the outcome but from accepting that the outcome is controlled by beer cans, which have always known more than they let on.

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Inputs
Outputs
TREE
  •  VR Wallpaper
  •  Tower Chassis
  •  Beer Coolant System
  •  GPU Stack
  •  Power Supply
  •  RGB Array
  •  Modular Shelf
  •  The Thing
       - Nodinator
       - Untitled
       - Globulous Maximus
       - Router
       - Duct Tape
  •  Van Bazooka
       - Speaker
       - Subwoofer
  •  Van Pipe
       - Light
       - Air Filter
       - Fan
       - Fire
  •  Shaped Segment
  •  Spinner
  •  Dial/Knob
  •  Duct Tape
  •  Bat
  •  Hood Prop
  •  Multi Tool
AVAILABLE INPUTS
AVAILABLE OUTPUTS
Schema
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    "id": "persona_rebel",
    "name": "Rebel",
    "type": "persona",
    "inputs": [],
    "outputs": [],
    "passthru": [],
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        "tree_peggerator",
        "forest_van_horns",
        "tree_van_fin",
        "tree_hood_bat",
        "intangible_serenity_prayer"
    ],
    "extends": null,
    "problem": "The system is broken and also the Wi-Fi is down.",
    "description": "The Rebel is a self-certified technologist, a theoretical field operative, and a committed outdoorsman who has never been more than forty miles from a Subway restaurant. The mohawk is structural. The leather jacket contains seventeen pockets, each holding something that could theoretically save a life in a scenario the Rebel has fully mapped out. It knows seventeen things about Kali Linux and will tell you all of them. It ordered a multi-tool at 3am that arrived in an unmarked bag from a seller with four reviews and considers this a tactical victory. The Rebel is against the system in principle and dependent on it in practice, which it resolves by being very loud about the principle.",
    "special_ability": "Technology",
    "preferred_tool": "Peggerator",
    "quote": "Got an axe to grind?",
    "needs": [
        "root access",
        "a bug-out bag",
        "the firmware to be flashable",
        "someone to explain the plan to",
        "the Alibaba order to arrive"
    ],
    "wants": [
        "to go off-grid on a grid",
        "a callsign",
        "for the exploit to work this time",
        "a bigger Peggerator",
        "the system to know it lost"
    ],
    "template": "persona"
}

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