Under Unemployedment

Type: planet | Progenitor: Unrational Intangibles

OVERVIEW5 BRANCHES

PROBLEM

Jobs are opulent necesseties for the poor.

SOLUTION

The ecosystem where careers go to be processed, filtered, rejected, and occasionally hired by accident. Under Unemployedment is the complete suite of intangible products that govern the hiring industrial complex. None of it works particularly well. All of it is mandatory.

Resumetree

6 BRANCHES

Applicant Torture Systemecosystem

8 BRANCHES

Karenpersona

4 BRANCHES

Jeff Petersonpersona

4 BRANCHES

Fake Jobsintangible

0 BRANCHES

Universe Alpha

Arrival
- - Visitor
- - Long Hair
Climb
- - Monster
Work
- - Job
- - Planet Bike
- - Planet Warehouse
- - Planet Home
Grow
- - Choose
Functionate
- - Seasons Vary
- - Planet Mall
Burritos
- - Segment
System
- - Spartsta
Architecture
The Reel Deal
- - Boomstick
- - Ebike Forest
The Van Incident
- - Segment
- - Choose
- - Planet Van
- - Not Vans

Vanhicular Man's Laughter
- - Planet Van
- - Planet Bike
- - Planet Truck
Turn Key Hunting
- - Planet City
- - Planet Mall
- - Planet Home
- - Planet Office
- - Mount Iota
Unlogical Logistics
- - Planet Warehouse
- - Planet Packaging
- - Planet Factory
- - Mount Sigma
Unrational Intangibles
- - Under Unemployedment
- - Digital Marketing
- - Human Registrar
- - Digital Trap
- - The Thing
- - Cheezeburger in Paradise
Hardcore Housing
- - Killa Villas
- - Boma Fried Colonial
Sportsticles
- - Selfie Sword
- - Saber Light Shaker
Media Magic Monster
- - Read All About it
- - Planet Plywood
- - Studio Speakers
- - Ron Justin
- - Not Mind Control
- - Mount Omicron
Mature Cheese Factory
- - Third Leg
- - Bitch Bible
Duct Tape

Planet Bike
- - Bike Burrito
- - Cuter Burrito
- - Pocket Rocket
- - Bike Arms
- - Ebike Forest
Planet Van
- - Van Horns
- - Hood Bat
- - Dimetradon Fin
Planet Truck
- - SUV Horns
- - Truck Pot
- - Turn Pike
- - Cop Cage
Planet Mall
- - Ancillary Attachmerch
- - Smoke Shop Supreme
- - The Restaurant
- - Dispenser Dispenser
- - Wallet Forest
- - Feedback Stick
- - Backpack Crack
- - Chernobly
- - Quilted Rock Star
- - Grocery Grappler
- - Entitled Emu
- - Baked Turnkey
- - Long Hair
Planet Home
- - Ecosystem House
- - Ecosystem Cabin
Planet Warehouse
- - Jeff Peterson
- - Dumb Brain
- - Donkey Cart
- - Donkey Cart Pro
- - Glove Thing
- - Chest Thing
- - Cylindrical Cylinder Bagger
- - Double Double Dogg
- - Pigeon Packager
Planet City
- - Bash Can
- - Stop Bus
- - Votor Pole
- - Smart Streets
- - Ghetto Fantastic
- - Park Spark
- - Servedless
- - Karen
- - Jeff Peterson
- - Trunks
Boma Fried Colonial
- - Roman Candle
- - Life Saver Stack
- - Human Burrito Towers
- - 12 Pack O Humans
- - Six Pack O Humans
Killa Villas
- - Cave Pipe
Planet Office
- - Fingertip Warmer
- - Under Writer
Planet Factory
- - Human Robot War
- - Time Warped
- - Right Hook
- - Big Red Button
- - Anything Button
- - Anything Forest
Under Unemployedment
- - Resume
- - Applicant Torture System
- - Karen
- - Jeff Peterson
- - Fake Jobs
Read All About it
- - Podium Puppy
Planet Packaging
- - Burrito Branch
- - Door Rush

Under Unemployedment
- - Resume
- - Applicant Torture System
- - Karen
- - Jeff Peterson
- - Fake Jobs
Digital Marketing
- - Digital Trap
- - Cookie Monster
Human Registrar
- - Digital Trap
- - Votor Pole
- - Identity Database
- - Identity License
- - RFID Chip
- - QR Code
- - Barcode / RFID Reader
- - 100 Gigapixel Camera
- - Identity Verification Googls
- - Arty's Curtains
- - Retina Scanner
- - I.D. Scanner
The Thing
- - Nodinator
- - Untitled
- - Globulous Maximus
- - Router
- - Duct Tape
Cheezeburger in Paradise
- - Law
Serenity Prayer
Law
Not Mind Control
Hot Tub Time Macheen
- - Time Warped
- - Temporal Reset
- - Big Red Button
- - Duct Tape
Digital Trap
- - Treat
- - Form Fun
- - Validation
- - Router
- - Database
- - Dashboard

Visitor
Long Hair
Longer Hair
Macho
Mentor
- - Ruler
Lou
- - Under Writer
- - Bash Can
- - Serenity Prayer
Nader Nic
- - Clipboard
- - Ban Hammer
- - Standards Enforcement
- - Under Writer
Greatness Triangle
Scientist
- - Field Scientist Hat
- - Stinky Pinky
Baked Turnkey
- - Credit Card
- - Splendor Discount
- - Ecosystem House
- - Grocery Grappler
- - Entitled Emu
Entitled Emu
- - Selfie Spa
- - Make Up Plug
- - Gown
- - Beautiful Assumption Engine
- - Age Verification Algorithm
Rebel
- - Peggerator
- - Van Horns
- - Dimetradon Fin
- - Hood Bat
- - Serenity Prayer
Ron Justin
Monster
Jeff Peterson
- - Clipboard
- - Law
- - Darmine Doggie Door
- - Hot Dog Alibi
Gozillionaire
- - Boat
Boomer Ballet
- - Ecosystem House
- - Roman Candle
- - I've Fallen
- - Vote
Knocked Off
- - Resume
- - Peggerator
- - Serenity Prayer
Karen
- - HR System of Fire
- - Clipboard
- - Dashboard
- - Law

Mount Beta
Mount Delta
- - Augmented Reality SDK
- - GPS Location
- - Battery
- - MTREES Compass
Mount Eta
Mount Gamma
- - Votor Pole
- - Vote Router
- - HR System of Fire
- - You're Fired Lib
- - Boomer Ballet
Mount Iota
Mount Mu
Mount Omicron
- - Ron Justin
- - Peggerator Server Edition
- - Job
Mount Phi
Mount Pi
Mount Rho
Mount Sigma
- - Nader Nic
Mount Tau
- - Long Hair
- - Selfie Spa
- - Selfie Sword
- - Cheezeburger in Paradise
Mount Upsilon
Mount Zeta
- - Saber Light Shaker