Podium Puppy

Type: tree
COMPONENTS
Quilted Rock Star
Fan
Light
Charge
PROBLEM

Famous people talk to crowds.

SOLUTION

The Podium Puppy is a product designed for humans that talk on media or give speeches. It is designed to have everything a speaker would need and a few extra features to make them smile. Their wind swept locks of hair will look fabulous on stage when the built in and repositionable fan is turned on to one of three variable settings. A built in charger for their devices, a microphone and an air filter for those not so pleasant environments. Finally, for seriously serial talks, there is a roll of tissue to wipe away the tears of sadness for being so famous you have to give speeches all day. The Podium Puppy is based on the Burrito Builder modular system, so additional functionality components can be added or removed with ease. Is not integrated in to the Totally Not Mind Control system. Thoughts and prayers not included.

trees

Quilted Rock Star is MTREES' premium consumer advertising delivery substrate — a 2-ply, micro-embossed cellulosic media channel deployed at the precise moment of maximum audience captivity and zero competing stimuli. The product functions as a traditional bathroom tissue product by design, as the primary objective is getting the advertising in the room. The advertising is on the tissue. The audience has already sat down. There is no scroll-past. There is no skip button. There is no second screen. Brand recall studies conducted in controlled lavatory environments indicate retention rates at 340% above standard pre-roll benchmarks, attributed by researchers to what the internal brief calls 'the unavoidable intimacy of the medium.' Rock Star's swoosh swish is embossed at a 14-micron depth, rendering it tactilely identifiable even in low-light conditions, which the team refers to as 'brand recognition by feel.' The tagline is printed in a font size optimized for the average adult arm's reading distance from a standard seated position. Just do it appears on every third sheet. Competitor brands are available on request and priced accordingly. The Folder-Wadder Router is included in the base configuration and is not optional.

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Regardless if your mom blows hot air or something else. Be sure to work the knob to 11 because 11 is better than 10.

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Inputs
Outputs
TREE
  •  Folder-Wadder Router
  •  Optimization of Usage
  •  Dial/Knob
  •  On Off Switch
AVAILABLE INPUTS
AVAILABLE OUTPUTS
  • comp_spin
  • comp_light
  • comp_charge
Schema
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    "outputs": [],
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    "problem": "Famous people talk to crowds.",
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    "template": "tree"
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