Planet Hospital

PROBLEM

You haven't died yet.

SOLUTION

Planet Hospital is the MTREES medical environment and institutional care ecosystem — the full product taxonomy for the facilities, systems, and infrastructure dedicated to the postponement of death at a retail markup. The hospital is a building that contains a billing department and also some rooms. The rooms contain equipment. The equipment is plugged in. The plugs are color-coded. Nobody who works there knows what all the colors mean but the system functions, which is the important part and not a metaphor. Planet Hospital operates at the intersection of the human body's unwillingness to maintain itself and the market's enthusiasm for providing maintenance at a price point that ensures both parties remain invested in a long-term relationship. The patient arrives. The patient is processed. The patient is discharged into a follow-up appointment. The follow-up appointment is the product. The discharge is the delivery mechanism. The planet is large. The parking is validated.