Double Double Dogg

Type: tree
COMPONENTS
Motor
Battery
CPU/Computer
GPS
Camera
Bluetooth
Speaker
Microphone
Treat
Dumb Brain
PROBLEM

The Donkey is dependable but nobody ever called it fast.

SOLUTION

The Double Double Dogg is a greyhound-class warehouse fetch robot built for speed and route optimization. While the Donkey hauls, the Double Double Dogg runs. It maps the shortest path, grabs the object, and is back before you finished asking. It runs a self-optimizing loop — every trip makes the next one faster. Motivated entirely by treats, which are only slightly legal in most states. Drop it, it won't matter. It'll have already lapped you.

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Converts electrical energy into mechanical motion.

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Processes inputs and executes logic to automate or control other components.

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A location module that receives satellite signals to determine precise position. Outputs coordinates for navigation and tracking systems.

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An optical sensor module that captures image and video data. Used for object detection, navigation, documentation, and observation.

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A short-range wireless communication module for pairing and exchanging data between nearby devices without cables.

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Converts audio signals into sound.

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The Microphone is a directional condenser capsule mounted on the Turn Pike tablet head assembly within 40 centimeters of the driver window position, capturing the driver's voice and ambient transaction audio and transmitting it in real time to the operator's home audio system. A noise cancellation DSP stage filters the highway ambient noise floor before transmission, isolating speech frequencies so the operator hears the driver and not the truck behind them. The capsule is housed in a windscreen-fitted weatherproof enclosure rated for sustained wind and precipitation exposure. Gain is auto-adjusted for the distance between the capsule and the driver based on the arm extension position at the time of the interaction. A secondary omni capsule behind the main capsule captures the full booth ambient environment for the operator's VR spatial audio feed, so the operator hears what it sounds like to be there without the noise reduction applied, giving them the full sensory context of the toll booth experience from their couch, whether or not they wanted it.

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A motivational reward module. Dispensed upon task completion. Composition varies by state law. Do not ask what is in it.

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intangibles

TBD. Knows nothing to start. Gets smarter over time.

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Inputs
Outputs
TREE
AVAILABLE INPUTS
AVAILABLE OUTPUTS
  • comp_spin
  • comp_charge
  • comp_monitor
  • comp_gps
  • comp_wifi
  • comp_bluetooth
  • comp_speaker
Schema
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        "comp_microphone",
        "comp_treat",
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    ],
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    "problem": "The Donkey is dependable but nobody ever called it fast.",
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