Time Warped

Type: intangible
PROBLEM

Time is passing at the wrong speed and it is always the wrong direction.

SOLUTION
Time Warped is the perceptual manipulation of temporal experience in both directions, deployed almost exclusively in the direction nobody asked for. It does not move time. It moves the experience of time, which is a completely different thing and a significantly worse one. In its slow configuration, a three-hour meeting becomes a spatial environment the attendee lives inside of. A Monday morning becomes a geological epoch. A loading bar at 97% achieves a kind of permanence. In its fast configuration, the weekend, the vacation, the last good year, the decade you meant to do something different with — all of it gone before the perception caught up. Time Warped does not manipulate time itself. Actual time manipulation requires the Hot Tub Time Macheen tree, and interfering with real temporal mechanics would cause the Temporal Reset intangible to never function, which would be everyone's problem. Time Warped works entirely in the mind. This does not make it less real. Ask anyone watching that loading bar.
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Schema
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