The Law is a document. The document says No. It says No in 100,000 different configurations across an indeterminate number of volumes, subsections, amendments, precedents, footnotes, and clarifying footnotes to the footnotes, all of which ultimately resolve to No. The Law does not say Yes. It says No in a way that occasionally resembles Yes under very specific conditions that require a second document to explain, which also says No. It has been accumulating since the first person looked at another person doing something and decided that was not going to work for them. It has not stopped accumulating. The Law does not care if you have read it. The Law does not care if you could read it. The Law was not written for you to read. It was written so that someone else could read it to you at the exact moment it became relevant. Here is your sign.