Smoke Shop Supreme

PROBLEM

The mall does not have cool ninja shit.

SOLUTION

Smoke Shop Supreme is the mall's premier destination for questionably legal imported merchandise, edge-case collectibles, and lifestyle products that exist in a regulatory gray area the signage has been carefully worded to navigate. SSS carries the full spectrum: samurai swords, throwing stars, nunchucks, display katanas that are definitely just for display, incense in forty-seven varieties, blacklight posters, novelty lighters shaped like things that are not lighters, and an extensive selection of high-quality borosilicate glass flower pots that are flower pots. They are not bongs. The sign says flower pots. The sign has always said flower pots. SSS is typically operated by a single individual of considerable business acumen and maximum product density per square foot, who knows exactly where everything is, has heard every question before, and maintains a demeanor of total unflappable calm regardless of what is being asked about the flower pots. The Funner Dip is in the back.