Hot Dog Alibi

Type: intangible
PROBLEM

Someone in this room did this and it was not them.

SOLUTION
The Hot Dog Alibi is the organizational behavior pattern in which the person most visibly and structurally responsible for a problem becomes its loudest and most aggressive investigator. The hot dog suit is on. Everyone in the room can see the hot dog suit. The Wienermobile is through the window. Glass is still settling. And the person in the suit is already pointing at the damage going we need to find out who did this, I want answers, this cannot stand. The Hot Dog Alibi is not denial. Denial knows what it is hiding. The Hot Dog Alibi is a complete and total cognitive merger between the perpetrator and the investigator, achieved so thoroughly and so fast that even the person wearing the suit has lost the thread. Jeff does not think he is in the hot dog suit. Jeff is leading the task force. The task force meets Thursdays. Jeff set the agenda. Tim Robinson makes the jokes.
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Schema
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