Boma Fried Colonial

Type: planet | Progenitor: Hardcore Housing
OVERVIEW5 BRANCHES
PROBLEM

Colonial architecture peaked once and then kept going anyway.

SOLUTION

Planet Boma Fried Colonial is the extreme residential wing of the MTREES housing taxonomy dedicated to traditionally-inspired modular colonial structures deep-fried in innovation and served hot. The colonial form factor — peaked roofs, symmetrical facades, a front door that suggests the owner has opinions about landscaping — is preserved here not out of nostalgia but because the proportions work and the neighbors already expect it. The difference is that nothing here is load-bearing in the traditional sense. Ecosystems stack and branch. Forests replicate. Individual units can be manufactured offsite, dropped on a foundation, and expanded in directions that would horrify the original architect, who is not consulted. Planet Boma Fried Colonial is for people who want something that looks like a house, functions like a platform, and can absorb a second wing without a single conversation about zoning that goes well.

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