Longer Hair
Type: persona
QUOTE
"Not a fan of blue hair, but I don't care if you vote that way."
SPECIAL ABILITY
Positivity
PREFERRED TOOL
Open Mindedness
PROBLEM
Has no idea what she is about to inherit.
SOLUTION
Longer Hair is the granddaughter of Long Hair, the daughter of the Entitled Emu, and the last person in the universe who would describe herself as remarkable, which is precisely what makes her remarkable. She has green eyes and has had an iPad since before she could read, which means she absorbed the architecture of interactive systems as a first language without anyone telling her that was unusual. In grade school she authored a fake press release demanding the restoration of recess time and distributed it with the organizational confidence of someone who had done this before. She had not done this before. She was held back a year, which put her in rooms where she was quietly the most perceptive person and had the grace not to make it a thing. She once led a coordinated raid of young girls on Roblox and was heard at full volume announcing that someone had made a significant tactical error. She was correct. She is not an entitled emu. She works hard, carries scholarships she earned without being asked to, and maintains a sharp wit she deploys with precision and without cruelty. She is a bit naive in the way that genuinely good people sometimes are — the world has not yet shown her what it shows everyone eventually, and there is a father somewhere quietly hoping it takes a little longer. She does not know about the button. She does not know about the pencil. She does not know about the universe. When the time comes she will press it without hesitating, because that is exactly who she is.