The Disco Inferno

Type: tree | Extends: Strap On
MODIFICATIONS
Pincher Clasp
Uni-Adapter
Battery
Bluetooth
Speaker
Subwoofer
Light
Microphone
COMPONENTS (Strap On ROOTS)
Pincher Clasp
Uni-Adapter
Battery
PROBLEM

SOLUTION

RGB LED array, Bluetooth speaker, subwoofer. Rhythmically syncs light output to audio. Illegal in several jurisdictions for reasons the manufacturer considers compliments.

components

The central locking mechanism of the Pinchers of Power system. A spring-loaded dual-jaw clasp that secures the belt, anchors all attachments, and provides the structural backbone for whatever the user decides to bolt onto it. Rated for loads that no reasonable person would put on a belt buckle. Tested for loads that unreasonable people definitely will.

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The Uni-Adapter converts anything to anything in any size, shape, scope or situation. Every integration is different. Until now.

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A short-range wireless communication module for pairing and exchanging data between nearby devices without cables.

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Converts audio signals into sound.

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Low-frequency audio driver. Handles the part of the sound that neighbors complain about first.

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The Microphone is a directional condenser capsule mounted on the Turn Pike tablet head assembly within 40 centimeters of the driver window position, capturing the driver's voice and ambient transaction audio and transmitting it in real time to the operator's home audio system. A noise cancellation DSP stage filters the highway ambient noise floor before transmission, isolating speech frequencies so the operator hears the driver and not the truck behind them. The capsule is housed in a windscreen-fitted weatherproof enclosure rated for sustained wind and precipitation exposure. Gain is auto-adjusted for the distance between the capsule and the driver based on the arm extension position at the time of the interaction. A secondary omni capsule behind the main capsule captures the full booth ambient environment for the operator's VR spatial audio feed, so the operator hears what it sounds like to be there without the noise reduction applied, giving them the full sensory context of the toll booth experience from their couch, whether or not they wanted it.

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EXTENDS

A modular belt platform prototype.

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Inputs
Outputs
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AVAILABLE INPUTS
AVAILABLE OUTPUTS
  • comp_charge
  • comp_bluetooth
  • comp_speaker
  • comp_light
  • comp_wifi
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