OPole Hole $1,000

Type: tree | Size: medium | Origin: OPole Course
COMPONENTS
Solar Panel
Speaker
Light
Subwoofer
Bluetooth
Water Recycler
Bullhorn
PROBLEM

OPole is not a sport.

SOLUTION

OPole is a new sport that is a cross between disc golf, traditional golf, and cornhole, and the OPole Hole is the target: a fully provisioned pole that catches OBalls and keeps score with its whole body. The base configuration ships with solar power, audio, lighting, a subwoofer, Bluetooth, water catchment with filtration, and a tornado and emergency siren, because a pole standing in an Oklahoma park all year should earn its easement. This is the prototype; the preconfigured flavors extend it. The sport is real. The pole is the referee, the scoreboard, the halftime show, and occasionally the storm warning system.

components

A photovoltaic collection surface that converts ambient sunlight into usable electrical energy. Powers the Pro tier motor, the recycler, and whatever else needs electrons. Works best outdoors, which is exactly where this product lives.

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Converts audio signals into sound.

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Low-frequency audio driver. Handles the part of the sound that neighbors complain about first.

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A short-range wireless communication module for pairing and exchanging data between nearby devices without cables.

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A collection and filtration system that captures liquid runoff from organic waste during the dump cycle. Processes City Chili nugget juice for elemental and biological extraction. Nothing useful leaves the system without being accounted for first.

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The Bullhorn is a high-output directional speaker system mounted on the Turn Pike tablet head assembly, serving as the primary audio output for the operator's voice during standard toll collection and as the enforcement output during elevated situations. In standard mode the bullhorn amplifies the operator's voice from the home microphone to a clear, intelligible 95 decibels at 3 meters, sufficient to cut through highway ambient noise, engine rumble, and whatever the driver has playing at volume. In Nuke Code Mode, activated via a dedicated button in the operator interface that has a protective cover over it so it is not pressed accidentally, the bullhorn transitions to a 10,000 decibel piercing tone sequence that the Turn Pike engineering documentation classifies as an attention restoration signal and the legal team classifies as a feature requiring a separate liability acknowledgment in the operator agreement. Nuke Code Mode is intended for non-payment events and drivers who have made the situation personal. The mode has a three-second activation delay so the operator has to really mean it.

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Inputs
  • comp_oball
  • comp_light
Outputs
  • comp_charge
  • comp_light
  • comp_speaker
TREE
  •  On Off Switch
AVAILABLE INPUTS
AVAILABLE OUTPUTS
  • comp_bluetooth
Schema
                            {
    "id": "tree_opole_hole",
    "name": "OPole Hole",
    "type": "tree",
    "inputs": [
        "comp_oball",
        "comp_light"
    ],
    "outputs": [
        "comp_charge",
        "comp_light",
        "comp_speaker"
    ],
    "passthru": [],
    "children": [
        "comp_solar_panel",
        "comp_speaker",
        "comp_light",
        "comp_subwoofer",
        "comp_bluetooth",
        "comp_water_recycler",
        "comp_bullhorn"
    ],
    "extends": null,
    "belongs_to": [
        {
            "id": "forest_opole_course",
            "name": "OPole Course",
            "type": "forest",
            "inputs": [],
            "outputs": [],
            "passthru": [],
            "children": [
                "tree_opole_hole",
                "tree_opole_yolo",
                "tree_opole_extreme",
                "tree_opole_q"
            ],
            "tree": [],
            "extends": null,
            "belongs_to": [
                "ecosystem_park_spark"
            ],
            "problem": "A sport is just a rumor until it has somewhere to be played.",
            "description": "The OPole Course grows OPole Holes. The flagship installation is at Lord Lake: the prototype hole and its three flavors arranged across the terrain, seeded involuntarily by every missed OBall, so the course is the only sporting venue that becomes an orchard through poor play. Planted per the Prototypes On Forests directive."
        }
    ],
    "template": "tree",
    "price": "1,000",
    "size": "medium",
    "problem": "OPole is not a sport.",
    "description": "OPole is a new sport that is a cross between disc golf, traditional golf, and cornhole, and the OPole Hole is the target: a fully provisioned pole that catches OBalls and keeps score with its whole body. The base configuration ships with solar power, audio, lighting, a subwoofer, Bluetooth, water catchment with filtration, and a tornado and emergency siren, because a pole standing in an Oklahoma park all year should earn its easement. This is the prototype; the preconfigured flavors extend it. The sport is real. The pole is the referee, the scoreboard, the halftime show, and occasionally the storm warning system."
}

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