Smart Nightstand $100

Type: tree | Size: small
COMPONENTS
Air Filter
Alarm Clock
Control Panel
Speaker Spud
Light
Fan
Smell Beacon
Battery
Charger
Subwoofer
Mystery Component
PROBLEM

Humans spend roughly one third of their lives unconscious next to a small table.

SOLUTION

It is unclear why the table is there, but it always is. The Smart Nightstand takes this sacred piece of furniture and weaponizes it. Wake up to your alarm, fill your lungs with filtered air, and get blasted awake by a subwoofer before your eyes even open. The smell beacon tells your brain it's morning. The fan tells your body the same. The light eases you in — or blinds you, your call. Charge your devices, charge yourself, and let the mystery component handle the rest. We don't know what it does either, but early testers report feeling watched in a comforting way.

components

Filters airborne particles and contaminants to improve air quality.

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Tracks time and triggers an alert at a set time.

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Typical control panel with knobs and buttons

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Regardless if your mom blows hot air or something else. Be sure to work the knob to 11 because 11 is better than 10.

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Emits a configurable scent on a schedule or trigger.

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Converts and delivers power to charge connected devices or internal batteries.

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Low-frequency audio driver. Handles the part of the sound that neighbors complain about first.

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Unknown function. Do not open.

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Inputs
  • comp_plug
  • comp_onoff
  • comp_knob
Outputs
  • comp_charge
  • comp_light
  • comp_onoff
TREE
  •  On Off Switch
  •  Dial/Knob
AVAILABLE INPUTS
AVAILABLE OUTPUTS
  • comp_speaker
  • comp_spin
Schema
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    "name": "Smart Nightstand",
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    "inputs": [
        "comp_plug",
        "comp_onoff",
        "comp_knob"
    ],
    "outputs": [
        "comp_charge",
        "comp_light",
        "comp_onoff"
    ],
    "passthru": [],
    "children": [
        "comp_air_filter",
        "comp_alarm_clock",
        "comp_control_panel",
        "tree_speaker",
        "comp_light",
        "comp_fan",
        "comp_smell_beacon",
        "comp_battery",
        "comp_charger",
        "comp_subwoofer",
        "comp_mystery"
    ],
    "extends": null,
    "price": "100",
    "size": "small",
    "problem": "Humans spend roughly one third of their lives unconscious next to a small table.",
    "description": "It is unclear why the table is there, but it always is. The Smart Nightstand takes this sacred piece of furniture and weaponizes it. Wake up to your alarm, fill your lungs with filtered air, and get blasted awake by a subwoofer before your eyes even open. The smell beacon tells your brain it's morning. The fan tells your body the same. The light eases you in \u2014 or blinds you, your call. Charge your devices, charge yourself, and let the mystery component handle the rest. We don't know what it does either, but early testers report feeling watched in a comforting way.",
    "image": "tree_nightstand",
    "template": "tree"
}

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