Hard Hat Hat

Type: tree | Origin: Head of Product | Extends: Brain Dead
MODIFICATIONS
Uni-Adapter
Battery
Light
Camera
Bluetooth
Microphone
Speaker
Carbon Monoxide Detector
Pollution Sensor
COMPONENTS (Brain Dead ROOTS)
Uni-Adapter
Battery
Hat
PROBLEM

SOLUTION

Construction-grade model. Hands-free lighting, job site communication, environmental hazard detection and a camera pointed at whatever you are pointing your head at. OSHA has not reviewed this product. OSHA is not invited.

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The Uni-Adapter converts anything to anything in any size, shape, scope or situation. Every integration is different. Until now.

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An optical sensor module that captures image and video data. Used for object detection, navigation, documentation, and observation.

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A short-range wireless communication module for pairing and exchanging data between nearby devices without cables.

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The Microphone is a directional condenser capsule mounted on the Turn Pike tablet head assembly within 40 centimeters of the driver window position, capturing the driver's voice and ambient transaction audio and transmitting it in real time to the operator's home audio system. A noise cancellation DSP stage filters the highway ambient noise floor before transmission, isolating speech frequencies so the operator hears the driver and not the truck behind them. The capsule is housed in a windscreen-fitted weatherproof enclosure rated for sustained wind and precipitation exposure. Gain is auto-adjusted for the distance between the capsule and the driver based on the arm extension position at the time of the interaction. A secondary omni capsule behind the main capsule captures the full booth ambient environment for the operator's VR spatial audio feed, so the operator hears what it sounds like to be there without the noise reduction applied, giving them the full sensory context of the toll booth experience from their couch, whether or not they wanted it.

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Converts audio signals into sound.

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Detects carbon monoxide at legally actionable levels. Keeps humans alive. Legally advisable. Morally non-negotiable.

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Monitors air quality for particulates, VOCs, and general atmospheric regret. Reports findings. Does not fix them.

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EXTENDS

Head of Product is a modular hat attachment system for construction, recreation, science or just for fun. Using the standard UNI adapter, the Head of Product is the best partner for your head in the entire world.

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Inputs
Outputs
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AVAILABLE INPUTS
AVAILABLE OUTPUTS
  • comp_charge
  • comp_light
  • comp_wifi
  • comp_bluetooth
  • comp_speaker
  • comp_fire_alarm
Schema
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