Serenity Prayer

Type: intangible
PROBLEM

SOLUTION
A bedtime determination system based on the structural integrity of an aluminum can tower. The user stacks empty beer cans vertically until the tower falls. The fall is the signal. There is no alarm, no screen, no notification, no blue light, no sleep tracking, no REM cycle analysis, no guided wind-down program, and no subscription tier. The tower tells you. You listen to the tower. The tower has never been wrong about when it was time. Taller towers indicate either exceptional motor control or a deeply unresolved evening. Both are valid. The can nearest the floor when the tower falls is designated the Structural Failure Point and is not responsible for what happened. The serenity comes not from controlling the outcome but from accepting that the outcome is controlled by beer cans, which have always known more than they let on.
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Schema
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    "id": "intangible_serenity_prayer",
    "name": "Serenity Prayer",
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    "outputs": [],
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    "extends": null,
    "description": "A bedtime determination system based on the structural integrity of an aluminum can tower. The user stacks empty beer cans vertically until the tower falls. The fall is the signal. There is no alarm, no screen, no notification, no blue light, no sleep tracking, no REM cycle analysis, no guided wind-down program, and no subscription tier. The tower tells you. You listen to the tower. The tower has never been wrong about when it was time. Taller towers indicate either exceptional motor control or a deeply unresolved evening. Both are valid. The can nearest the floor when the tower falls is designated the Structural Failure Point and is not responsible for what happened. The serenity comes not from controlling the outcome but from accepting that the outcome is controlled by beer cans, which have always known more than they let on.",
    "template": "intangible"
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