Liquid Dispenser

Type: component
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SOLUTION

A high-pressure nozzle assembly that generates its own 10,000 PSI internally and requires no external pressure source, water line, pump, or explanation. Resembles the adjustable spray nozzle sold at hardware stores for rinsing off decks and driveways, and functions similarly except it will remove the deck. The twist collar adjusts from a wide fan pattern to a focused stream. The wide fan pattern is for coverage. The focused stream is for decisions. Does not require input pressure because it is the pressure. Secondary documented use case is short-range levitation of small humans — not a design intent, not a warranty item, but confirmed by three separate field reports that have been filed and not acted upon. Dispenses any liquid. Has opinions about which liquids. Compatible with all mounting systems that can survive 10,000 PSI of mounting.

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Schema
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    "description": "A high-pressure nozzle assembly that generates its own 10,000 PSI internally and requires no external pressure source, water line, pump, or explanation. Resembles the adjustable spray nozzle sold at hardware stores for rinsing off decks and driveways, and functions similarly except it will remove the deck. The twist collar adjusts from a wide fan pattern to a focused stream. The wide fan pattern is for coverage. The focused stream is for decisions. Does not require input pressure because it is the pressure. Secondary documented use case is short-range levitation of small humans \u2014 not a design intent, not a warranty item, but confirmed by three separate field reports that have been filed and not acted upon. Dispenses any liquid. Has opinions about which liquids. Compatible with all mounting systems that can survive 10,000 PSI of mounting.",
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