Beer Coolant System

                            {
    "id": "comp_beer_coolant",
    "name": "Beer Coolant System",
    "type": "component",
    "inputs": [
        "comp_charge"
    ],
    "outputs": [
        "comp_temperature"
    ],
    "passthru": [],
    "children": [],
    "extends": null,
    "problem": "Hot computers and warm beer are both unacceptable.",
    "description": "Closed-loop liquid thermal transfer system utilizing fermented malt-and-hop solution as the primary coolant medium, circulated via low-noise micro-pump through copper-clad channel blocks seated directly against high-thermal-output component surfaces. The system achieves dual-purpose thermodynamic efficiency: sustained junction temperature reduction across GPU and CPU arrays, and ambient reservoir pre-chilling suitable for consumption. Reservoir capacity is twelve fluid ounces per segment. Refill interval is operator-determined.",
    "template": "component"
}